December 28, 2020

JFF: Christmas movie ranking

 Just for fun: what's your Christmas movie score? I should probably (definitely) be painting the bathroom instead of typing this, but I'm not going to fight Hallmark this time. If you were in a Christmas movie, how would you rank? 

Do you:

get a real Christmas tree +2

go to get said tree on foot with the expectation that Mr. Right will appear to carry it home +4

wear a suit to work -1

do woodworking +3

have handmade ornaments on your Christmas tree +2

order presents from Amazon -2

decorate your car like a reindeer +1

occasionally work nights and weekends -3

have a secret family cookie recipe +2

put Christmas garlands around each door frame in your home +3

start listening to Christmas music in October +1

answer work phone calls outside of working hours -2

have real poinsettias on every surface in your home +3 

have poor communication skills, specifically with your future spouse +4

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This post inspired by my brother in law, as it occurred to me that his recent woodworking skills made his value in a Christmas movie dramatically increase. In an unexpected twist of fate, he is married to the Queen of Christmas. Christmas magic never lies.