Thoughts on pregnancy, maternity leave, and life with baby #3...
Drove past a Chic fil a catering van. Lettering on the van says "driver does not carry any cash". What an odd thing to say. If this pregnant lady robbed a Chic fil a catering van - let me reassure you it would not be for the cash.
Have mastered using my toe to hit part of the ctrl-alt-delete combo on my laptop while nursing an infant.
If the kids aren't all crying, does it even really count as dinner?
The car pick-up line at school - where you're trying to simultaneously keep the baby asleep and the 3 year old awake.
Might have 3 kids when you hear a random baby crying and instinctively start swaying as if to rock him.
Pumping on the way to work is a whole new level of complication when you have to drop 1 or 2 kids off on the way.
Most of my day is spent playing the super fun game: why is THAT wet?
Me when I see somebody else with 3 kids: wow, they have a lot of kids. Wait...
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